DOBBY’S LOST HES F**KING SOCK

DOBBY’S LOST HIS FUCKING SOCK!

And the little bastard has taken a load of our CASH with him.

TICKETS ARE ONLY 2P!!!

5 MAIN WINNERS TAKE £250 CASH EACH!

PLUS… there are 440 FERRAL DOBBYS hiding in the tickets!

5 × DEAD DOBBY — £100 CASH

10 × DRUNK DOBBY — £50 CASH

25 × DIRTY DOBBY — £20 CASH

50 × DODGY DOBBY — £10 CASH

100 × DIPPY DOBBY — £5 CASH

250 × FREE DOBBY — £1 CREDIT

No fancy bollocks.

It’s 2P A TICKET, it’s Dobby, and the little fucker has gone completely FERAL.

WHO’S FINDING THE FIRST DOBBY?!

GO GO GO!