DAVID’S 2ND BIRTHDAY GIVEAWAY

DAVID’S BIRTHDAY GIVEAWAY!

It’s my 2nd birthday, so naturally I’ve decided to make the entire fucking day about ME.

But because I’m generous, fabulous and incapable of having a normal birthday…

I’M GIVING YOU LOT £4,500 WORTH OF FREE SHIT!

2,400 FREE TICKETS

EVERY SINGLE TICKET WINS!

£4,000 WORTH OF INSTANT WINS!

And obviously I’ve named the wins myself…

TAMPON THROW — £100 CASH

FERAL — £50 CASH

VINEGAR T1TS — £25 CREDIT

STRAIGHTEN YOUR CROWN — £10 CREDIT

DON’T TELL CARLY — £5 CREDIT

PEASANT — £2 CREDIT

LITTLE FERALITE — £1 CREDIT

BUT WAIT… THE BIRTHDAY BOY ISN’T FINISHED!

10 MAIN WINNERS TAKE £50 CASH EACH!

That’s £4,000 IN INSTANT WINS plus another £500 IN THE MAIN DRAW!

£4,500 TOTAL GIVEAWAY

2,400 FREE TICKETS

EVERY TICKET WINS

It’s my birthday and I’ll give shit away if I want to.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

Love you all, bye.